i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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