Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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