google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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