he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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