I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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