brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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