How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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