whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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