Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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