I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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