You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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