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(609): View more from New Jersey

you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face

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(989): View more from Michigan

i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.

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(917): View more from New York City

you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night

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(973): View more from New Jersey

remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?

(973): View more from New Jersey

it happened again.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?

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(218): View more from Minnesota

It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.

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