I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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