did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
