Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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