Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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