if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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