How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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