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So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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