i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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