oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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