He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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