He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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