People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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