i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
How's work?
Spinning.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So much Jack, so little girl.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
