I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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