So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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