I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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