Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
