Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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