Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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