i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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