so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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