So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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