and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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