so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
