love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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