why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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