Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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