Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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