Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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