Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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