I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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