I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
try to milk me bitch
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