i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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