i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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