either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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