No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
A bitchslap is in order.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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