I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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