I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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