I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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