I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just found a bag of teeth...
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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