im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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