Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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