Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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