i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
im holly from the hills drunk
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Randomize
