Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
my poor anus
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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