butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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