He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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